"Shoes - discount rack - 2 pair for $70!"
"Harris is the Man! He's been responsible for my hair for well over a decade!"
"A brand new cafe with unique beans - Stumptown ...mmmm"
"Advance thx to those who bring xtra plastic bags and put'em in the storage units 'round the park for dog owners who forgot to bring one on their walk!"
"People are dyin to get in! :)"