"That incredibly fat guy in the beeping thing behind you is a ViP, so get out of his way. Or jump on, he doesn't care either way."
"Still haven't fixed the escalator going on a year now. Nice Work"
"Shouldn't Kasim Reed the Mayor on Foursquare too?"
"Escalator to train has been broken since October"
"Christmas Buckhead Traffic FML"
"Go back to Henry County"