Matt DNA

"A major douche lives here"

"Kyle is the last word in men's haircuts. If his charming personality and good looks make you feel inadequate, then Rio can help massage your ego (and your scalp). She'll tell you how handsome you lo"

"Best burger in town for my money, but I also recommend the chicken spiedies. Whatever they put in that marinade is some potent stuff. Tasty beyond expectation."