"Smoked meat sandwich is subpar. Sub. Par."
"Some obnoxious dog owners here. Offered to point out where their Labrador took a dump and they weren’t interested. Watch out for the dog shit and the shit attitudes."
"The playlist here is pretty rad. As is the food."
"I'd sell my soul for the tomato cornetto."
"Fish Taco Friday -- 2 tacos for $5. Always go soft, they're just better constructed."