"The thing you don't know, that you never knew, is that the Double Cheeseburger Deluxe with Bacon here is secretly the best burger in Chicago. Don't tell anyone."
"When I move, this will be what I miss most about this neighborhood. Great stuff if you're stopping in for a sub, a steak, a wheel of sausage, or a kilo of LaVazza. Neighborhood gem."
"Ass-kickingly awesome, minimalist and amazing. The new facility is top notch."
"If you find yourself here, you've probably done something right in life. Congratulate yourself then go grab a plate of wings and a drink down by the beach."
"Its a well kept secret, but the double cheseburger deluxe with bacon is one of the best burgers in Chicago."
"What? Pumpkin pie squares? D'Amatos you simply are not playing fair. These things are irresistible. I never stood a chance."