YO!sushi

"If you ask they'll make you a vegan pizza."

"They're playing Earth, Wind and Fire. I was not prepared to party this hard at Home Depot."

"This Dunkin' Donuts smells like casual disregard and surrender. And frosting. Sweet, sweet frosting."

"Never been in a JoAnn's that wasn't playing the song from Karate Kid II. Which is why I was doing slow motion kicks in the button aisle."

"When I'm downtown I play a game I like to call: gay, emo, or European?"

"Stealing from a homeless person is easier than shopping at a thrift store, and either way you end up with the same jean jacket."