"Good place to come when you're having a hard day."
"When they have the Goat Rogan Josh on the buffet, DO NOT pass it up."
"Try the healthcare software here. It's excellent."
"Best selection of mad dog in Germantown"
"The chicken fajita nachos are good. No, I mean like, REALLY good."
"Dear Headliners, maybe carpet in a place with heavy drinking/dancing wasn't the best idea."