"Home to microwaveable Michelina's, Magic cards, and a couple who loves to play Borderlands 2 together."
"Hug the dog first. Whatever you do, hug the damn dog first. You'll get kissed if you do."
"Lychee Bubble Tea. Trust me, it's killer."
"Stealing the mayorship as an intern is typically frowned upon. :("
"This huggable ball of fluff will maul you...with kisses."