"I am in hell. I can't shop here without turning into a middle aged dudebro."
"Tent campers, don't forget warm socks for the early weeks."
"Buy games. Support local. Join play nights. Check the price on your trades before purchasing..."
"Don't forget your insurance card if you're getting an inspection."
"Don't slack off! Do your exercises!"
"Tasty food, great prices, vegetarians will find no solace."