Drew Morales

"Great beer selection, great food, and no strings on the pins...not that bowling pins should have strings on them in the first place."

"If you can correctly guess the number of monkeys in the apartment, Terrence gives you a body massage. Who wants a body massage?"

"Stay as long as you like but leave when you start to get the meat sweats."

"Come for the noodles. Stay for the scissoring."