"Don't sit on the toilet seats!"
"Come back often- the taps change regularly and they're always good."
"Happy hour is 11-5:30 every day: select wines are $5/glass, Sangria is $4.75, and all beers are $1 off!"
"Mellow Mushroom on Mill and 7th st has an awesome happy hour: M-F 3-6pm 2 for 1 apps, beer, wine, & liquor and reverse happy hour every night 10-close 2 for 1 beer, wine & liquor!"
"The Where's The Beef? Sandwich is amazing. Try going without meat for a day."
"Make sure to give the doggies lots of love!"