Uptown Girl

"Very cold and indifferent tellers (will make you wait forever.) Strongly recommend using a different branch."

"The free breakfast is awesome: waffles, eggs, bacon, bagels, muffins, yogurt, oj,.. Don't miss it! (The toaster takes forever, don't keep checking-it'll pop up when it's done.)"

"Rachel does highlights worth flying cross-country for, and also has mad ninja skills when it comes to unlocking car doors."