eric winbolt

"automated station PA can instantly access over 200 excuses explaining why your train is unlikely to be; on time / arrive at all / go where it's supposed to / have any seats / be reasonably priced"

"... like symmetry - like views... then visit kelston roundhill for all your symmetry/views requirements..."

"... if you're looking for a drama free route to board / alight trains placed midway between platforms 2 & 4 then i'd heartily recommend platform 3..."

"... looking to access trains positioned midway between platforms 2 & 4 - then you need platform 3... universally recognised as the most drama free route for train embarkation..."