"Soluxe offers great ways to increase efficiency and reduce energy consumption! Ask about a health and wealth checkup!"
"Watch out for that Reimers kid, tearing it up on the football field."
"Towels are the size of a hand towel, but the beds are comfortable and AC cold"
"This place take credit card an doesn't hate on whitey. Finally, a place my people can hang out at and not be discriminated against."
"This place is wicked awesome! Cheap ass food and cheaper drinks. Dis bitch be like, "you want drink? 50 cent gin and tonics." For realzz??! Shit yeah I want dat!"