"Staff was horrible won't be back"
"The staff member was an absolute asshole. He wouldn't give us the pool balls and didn't want to give us the ping pong stuff. I won't be back"
"The air conditioning is blowing hot air, room is not clean there was somebody else's soap in the tub with hair on it the door has a 2 in gap around the perimeter the grout is moldy fresh renovation?"
"She crab soup is heavenly and one of the best rib-eyes you can get out"
"Rule #7 says don't touch the women but they can grab whatever they want to"