"So... now that I'm mayor again, you can come over to my bar and have a beer/cocktail on me. But you can't be mayor of my bar.. hehe."
"Cheating isn't winning. You sound butthurt because I called you out on 4square."
"Wow, someone likes to keep checking in here when they are not physically there. Cheating."
"John Windsor is kick arse."
"Love the food and staff."