Carl

"While they're open until 10:30pm weekdays, the kitchen is only open until 10. Come before then if you want to order food."

"If you want to go to the bathroom in private, go here. No one goes to this attraction because it's soooo boring, which means the restrooms are clean & empty. Restrooms are located near the boat dock."

"MEAT SANDWICH COMBO. GET IT."

"Sushi is good. Beef ramen looks nice, is just okay. Their milkshakes are unavailable for now. Ask for the egg in your ramen to be soft boiled instead of hard boiled. Trust me, it's worth it."

"If you plan any video game here, don't let it be Tron, the original arcade game from 1982. That game fuckin' blows."

"I once watched vintage porn here on the big screen, on my birthday. If you have a chance to watch vintage porn with 50 other people in a theater, do it"