"10p to add scrambled to bacon if you stay in, 40p to add it if you take out. Erm?"
"Don't park on the street that looks free - it's not and you *will* get a ticket, parking wardens hide down it half the day ;)"
"It's worth the extra 50p to catch the proper stagecoach 142."
"Don't buy Jon G beer, beware the dragon drunk."