"Check out the hermit crabs! They are fun to watch."
"Stay at Holiday Inn Sea World they have great rates & a shuttle that drops you off right in front of the entrance. Save $15 parking fees!"
"They got new shopping carts! No more epileptic carts! Whoo-hoooo!!!"
"Come feed the hungry ducks and turtles! Ducklings are so cute!"
"Grill guy chatting w/waitress @ chillin w/his homies drinking. Forget about getting a steak. What a joke!"