"pace yourself. don't fill up on those little breads regardless of how delicious they are."
"Make sure you put in a shit ton of requests at one time because some of those assholes will be up there for hours. and by hours I mean at least 3 songs."
"Just get regular coffee, maybe a pump or two of a syrup and add cream. Just as good as anything else and way cheaper."
"Don't piss off the front desk staff. ;)"