"Best tacos on the planet. Tinga tacos are amazing but all of them are good, really."
"Buy $10 get up to $14 free with retail me not app!!!"
"Mint mocha is not so bad for someone who hates coffee but needs caffeine!"
"Live music was awesome but a little too loud and too hot with the garage entrance open. It's summer, people. A/C please!"
"Manager asked me if I had ever been to Gordon's. Really? Know your store buddy!"