Tony R

"The cover charge to this exclusive establishment is one pupperoni (per the owner, Mr. Triumph) or one still wrapped Kraft Single (American Cheese). Per the owner, these are two AWESOME things.*PP*"

"Admission is one shout of "YES YES YES!!!" combined with multiple fist pumps!"

"I recommend the Shrimp.with Lobster Sauce combo (comes.w/fried rice.and an egg roll), Seafood Lo Mein, Braised Scallops, General Tso's Chicken, and Hot and Sour Soup is awesome!"