"This place is opulence at its finest. Unreal."
"People need to quit whining. You moved into the building. Its an apartment complex. You want quiet, buy a house."
"High Five as many original hipsters in shitty ray-bans in an hour as you can"
"They don't do seperate checks and make the customers do all the math. Old crusty lady is just that. Bring cash"
"Worst pho ever. Avoid at all costs"