"Cheaper and more scenic route to Edinburgh Airport - takes bloody ages!"
"Martin Boland and co. guys been here for yeeears and still as good."
"Get the 35 bus uf you're skint but it takes 1hour to get there from bristo square..."
"Watch out for the radge kids who will accuse u of bein a peado and chuck stuff at you"
"Interesting characters in here. Interesting choice of music too."
"Green tea for free and gid prices"