"Rub Katrina's head for good luck."
"Don't ride the elevator to the 7th floor without cash. Otherwise you'll look a total pillock."
"I'm standing next to a cadaver table."
"The fold-out desks have the potential to karate chop the person to your right in the leg. Give it a go."
"Shredded duck & handmade noodles are freaking incredible. You haven't lived until you've smashed a plate of those bad boys."
"The cheese shop is insane. Don't bother with the pasta shop unless you're buying the fresh stuff."