"My coke is bigger than my head. What is wrong with this country!"
"The new girl here is called 'Baby'. I take great pleasure in saying 'Good morning Baby' every day!"
"Make sure you check-in early if you want a latte, I was told it would take half an hour!"
"Decent full English at the Voyager Restaurant upstairs from gate 71."
"Only go here if every option in Shanghai has been tried!!"