"As big airports go, this one's a bit poor. Cafe's even more expensive than usual, selling stale sandwiches. Don't go through customs until you really have to."
"The bureau de change is more expensive than the one down the road, and is slow as hell. And you need ID."
"Super friendly staff. Great guys."
"Add more leaves to the roof please."
"Very nice food, but overly pretentious, served on either wooden boards or pieces of slate. Wouldn't serve one of my group with just a portion of chips..."