"Everything is good. Insider tip: beef quesadilla, with a little rice and guac."
"Everything was spectacular. Butter chicken was off the charts. Wish I could have eaten more."
"The new home for the Crows."
"The ironic bathroom names dont work for me, but love the decor."
"Watch out for the giant bees, they will steal your wives."
"Seabass was exceptional. Wagu beef melted in mouth. Alaskan crab rolls were ridiculous."