"The St Clements cake is amazing!"
"The Olives and Bread here are amazing!"
"Some of the best food I have had in recent memory, absolutely unbelievably good!"
"With the katsu curry, ask for extra sauce. The kind if stuff dreams are made of!"
"Get a wrist band for £2 drinks all night! Wristbands, £5 on the door."
"McDonalds just outside has FREE toilets!"