"This place is perfect, and not loving Campagnola is my secret qualifier. If you don't rave about this food it is very likely that you and I won't get along."
"Fish and chips + beer is a ritual every time I depart my ancestral home."
"Come here enough and you'll totally die a few years early. Go American Fast Food industry!"
"The food almost always makes me ill, it is the epitome of all that is wrong with the American diet. Only use for this place is a milkshake for the kid."
"When I'm not at Discursive North, I'm usually at Discursive South."