Tobby Hagler

"TSA agents here are extra douchy. Don't give in, and op out. Don't let them bully you."

"Charge your odd batteries here. Perfect for my dogital camera that doesn't take AA batteries. $5/half-hour and leave it while you ride."

"If you want holiday stamps MAKE SURE they actually have them. The ass. manager will act like its your fault if you ask for your money back when he gives you regular stamps."

"Don't come here expecting a relaxing evening. Loud and obnoxious crowds plus loud music means almost no chance of conversation."

"Do NOT let them give you a Grand Marquis."

"For those on a diet, you can substitute any burger with a black bean patty that is a reasonable facsimile of a normal burger. At least it fills that burger craving, anyway."