Tina Walsh

"Ask for JELL-O."

"If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat!"

"There's a dark, dry wit just dripping off the manager. Tip extra for that."

"Snappy service and the place is packed!"

"Terrible service. Bring your own cutlery and napkins. Aggressive, greedy wait staff who take interest only as the bill is being paid. Not likely to return."

"The bar does not serve wine."