Stephen Tisdale

"Fucking disgusting! Dirty and Nasty. And, as the bartender said, 90% of the menu is wrong."

"Larry Samson for the win!"

"If you're going to get blood work done, you might as well do it here - they have the best view of San Clemente and the Pacific Ocean. Very relaxing."

"Great food but my Misophonia kicked in (look it up) and I felt like screaming, punching and running away from the nails-on-chalkboard slurp-fest, doomed to eat solo for the rest of my life."

"If you have a Mercedes, skip the dealership and bring your car to Rod. He's the best."

"Fresh homemade tortillas and salsa!"