"Hazmat suit and body armour recommended."
"Leave ample free time to enjoy the steam rooms and rock pools - there aren't many of them but you'll still want maybe 3 hours to enjoy them at your leisure."
"Very tasty food at okay prices. The Thai curry with beef, soft shell crab with garlic, and glass noodle pork salad - all excellent."
"I always have trouble getting on the WiFi - and for such a quick trip, hardly worth the effort anyway."