"Good spot to breastfeed along Washington St. Comfy sofa chairs + changing tables in the bathroom."
"Park your boat and open up a fresh coconut"
"Am I having fun? Yes. Is this a luau? No. More like a dance recital with 500 of my closest tourist friends."
"Literally the worst meal I've eaten at a restaurant in years. Stay away from the hot turkey sandwich with veggies. Part dry, part soggy, part straight from a can."
"Check out the interlocking place mats, like colorforms for the table"