Tim Watson

"Run, very fast away from this zaxbys. Cops patrolling the parking lot should be your first clue..."

"See Malory at the bar and tell her it's "your biiiiirrrrthhhhdaaaayyyyy!""

"Looks like a bunch of hipster douchebags live here. Prolly coffee shop workers still living off mommys dime. Flame on!"

"Don't ask for or expect any sort of service."

"I'm leaving this tip for Kim, just the tip."

"If you see Zack D., tell him to stop whining. He has an issue with everything."