"There's a hiding place where all the dog owners go to poop their dogs without cleaning it up. It's a conspiracy, watch where you step!"
"Don't forget check out Southpointe's CD shop - the music dept in barnes and noble. They have tons of DVDs, blu ray, and CDs, and they can special order anything for no extra charge!"
"Found a hair in my eggs! Mmmm...tasty!"
"This is a Barnes & Noble Cafe. It serves Starbucks Coffee. There is a difference."
"The music department is freaking awesome!"