"Overpriced garbage furniture. The return policy changes depending on who you speak with, do not buy here."
家具 / 家財店
· ‘Ewa Gentry, アメリカ合衆国
"Demand that they show you the golden girl retrospective."
"Golden Girls theme song on the radio or your haircut is free."
"Ask them to play the Golden Girls theme song while you get robbed for $80"
"Enter, appreciate, then leave when you realize you can fit most of it on your {insert ereader here}"
"Get to know the band. Make sure they know your name then threaten to cut the lead singer unless he plays the Golden Girls theme song."