Tika Bean

"Brunch? IRISH COFFEE. (It isn't exactly proper, but it's properly good.)"

"Get a square burrito. They're heated on the panini press."

"Definitely get the anything you want. It's going to be excellent. Seriously."

"A fun guessing game to play with your family: What Are They Out of Today? It's always something. Maybe there aren't any clean forks, or maybe a soda machine is broken. Maybe the coffee is empty. Fun!"

"No cheaper than Murphy, but they'll put a $75 hold on your debit card for the better part of a week. May or may not be relevant to you."

"It's not on the menu, but order a veggie burrito anyhow. It's like chop suey. My last contained rice, beans, peppers, green beans, and pineapple. #ASurpriseInEveryTortilla"