David Weinstock

"Not what I was expecting."

"My misunderstanding was thinking that I could pull the Ric Ocasek move from the "Magic" video on something called the Waterway. Don't try it."

"Timesheets."

"Don't arrive after 1AM. They're closed then."

"When you visit, try some of our Air Conditioning. It's crisp, refreshing and lovingly maintained by our own Jacqui. You can get it in a to-go bag too. Just ask."

"If you're having a Friday Chix Bix, be sure to stop by Robyn's for a squeeze of honey."