The Spoiler

"These guys have been here since 1968, great honest service and fair prices. They won't sell you anything you don't need. Highly recommended."

"Don't waste your money on the airboat ride, overpriced. Check out www.ridethewind.com instead."

"Don't drink n drive from here, great probability the police will be watching and waiting for you to leave from across the street. You shouldn't have to be told not to drink and drive, don't do it."