"This place smells like an amusement park...not in a good way."
"I waited 30 min for Mrs. Yoder's doughnuts, and it was sooooo worth it!"
"I highly recommend the spinach burger. It's the tastiest veg burger I've ever had!"
"The Shiva IPA is purty darn tasty."
"There was finally a nice lady here with a smiling face!"
"Aaaack!! The cops are everywhere!"