"The pazookie does not make your heart happy. It makes your ass fat. Nonetheless, it is super delicious."
"Olga cuts my hair the best. Been coming here for a while."
"Don't ever come here. They're ghetto."
"Donate a can of dog food for needy pets. It's only $1.69."
"White Cherry Coca-Cola Icee is the way to go."
"Try the Kibbe. It's good."