"If you are eating here you are AN IDIOT."
"Love, love, LOVE my Creed."
"Mediocre sushi. Why are you here? Have you no taste?"
"This place I'd misnamed. It's Stuyvesant Town Fountain, not Stuyvesant Oval fountain. There was a venue previously but it disappeared."
"WTF, people? Mediocre sushi. Can you not resist outdoor seating even if they're serving dog food?"