"Free mimosa with first Foursquare check-in! =D"
"2 for 1 breakfast before 10am!"
"All-you-can-eat-shrimp specials. I am the reason they only do this on occasion."
"Chow down on the Mediterranean. Yumminess guaranteed."
"Come watch (or even play with) the Southern Oregon Rollergirls at practice every Tuesday and Thursday night from 6:30 to 8. Roller derby is simply amazing."