"I think the Dirty Sanchez is a little too much. I'd go for the Ranch Hand."
"Nice and big with tons of seating. Drive thru line can get long in the morning. So go inside and people watch."
"Metal detectors do not seem to register average belt buckles. Leave 'em on."
"Don't forget to go upstairs. Tons of rock band t-shirts (including the Ramones!)"
"I prefer the pork BBQ to the duck, but they're both a great value."
"They can get you any brand of tire not just Goodyear. Oil change is as cheap as Jiffy Lube."