"Food is good...but service is slow."
"The dynamite shrimps are so good...and the sweets are great, and sweet on the wallet as well."
"Eat the boneless chicken. Really good!"
"You can't sit inside cos you will stink. You can't sit outside cos the weather is shit."
"Best sheesha. Ask for Ahmad or M3awwad and try the orange and mint sheesha."