"Coziest place in the world, this is home."
"Be warned: If you get Juan as your waiter, he mucho suckkkkks."
"No matter what you do keep your phone away! No text message is so important that you have to have the glaring light annoying everybody."
"Brace yourself for the most annoying alarm clocks to wake you up in the morning. p.s. They dont affect Brad so be ready to hit the snooze button yourself."
"Perffffect place if you wanna get CREEPER stared at!"