"Tsa pre and delta? Don't get in the tA pre line. The sky priority line right next to it is way faster and you can still jump to the tsa pre security check."
"Leave your shoes on when passing through security if they have metal in the soles. This way you can receive a free full body massage (and I do mean full) after you pass through the metal detector"
"Hell in bucket. 2 bucks. Worth it."
"Need to understand how mobile can enhance your business? Find us on the 4th floor and knock."
"If you've gotten this far you already know you should have booked a different flight. Old crappy plane, over sold."
"Get the fried mac and cheese. Outta this world"