"Don't try to return anything here. Their customer service is horrible, and all the employees are incompetent. 0 out of 5 stars."
"TSA is worthless. This was the least efficient airport I've EVER traveled from."
"Cash only. Bring small bills for the jukebox."
"If you skip the brussel sprouts and barley, you're mad. Top notch."
"Curry chicken empanadas are divine. Also: try the caipirinhas -- only $5 during happy hour!"
"This place is the worst!"